I got yet another one of those survey things. So here it is.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT
2 bed 2 bath apartment in Palo Alto. Henry has the master’s quarters; me and John share the servant’s quarters.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
Satanic. I don’t take it seriously, but I have a friend who says he has a cousin who played with a Ouija board at a cemetery at night and went insane.
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
We don’t use one.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Trivial Pursuit.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Newsweek
FAVORITE SMELLS?
Starbucks Caramel Apple Cider. Yum.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Food poisoning. Or when you have to go to something where you’re completely unready for it, and you have to face people and tell them you didn’t do what you were supposed to.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Knowing someone cares about you deeply, even when you don’t deserve it.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK?
Titanic. I know it’s terribly cheesy, but so am I.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
Open my eyes and see John’s face 6 inches from mine.
ROLLER COASTER – SCARY OR EXCITING?
Both. The scarier, the more exciting.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
If I answer it at all, 3.
FAVORITE FOODS?
Sushi, Soft Tofu stew, curry rice, In-N-Out.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Chocolate
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?
Yes.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
I’m sorry, only losers sleep with stuffed animals.
STORMS – COOL OR SCARY?
Scary. In Houston, at least. I can’t get used to the thunder.
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?
Apostle Paul. Even more than Jesus. Is that bold? I just want to figure out how he reconciled all the opposing ideas he writes about – predestination and all out evangelism, and stuff like that.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Fondue
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Pisces
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yep. When I was in Korea they thought I was crazy.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Blue. Like Maximilian Sterling.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
What an utterly lame question. It’s both.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
Cranberry Cocktail. I think that’s what it’s called.
FAVORITE MOVIE(S)?
The Shawshank Redemption by far. Then Pleasantville, It’s a Wonderful Life, Airplane!, The Little Mermaid, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, and Spawn (The Director’s Cut).
ARE YOU LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
Righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS
Yes.
WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?
John’s bed. Such is the way of the servant’s quarters.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
18.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Basketball. Football’s a close second.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU!
He is loyal and always there.
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Dave?
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
hun