A conversation I had at work today, while waiting for an IT guy:
Person I don’t know: Hi, I don’t think I’ve met you yet. My name’s Robert.
Me: Hi, I’m Danny
Robert: Nice to meet you.
Me, very casually: So, Robert, what group are you with?
Robert: I’m the CEO. So I guess I’m with every group.
Oops. What a way to meet the CEO. I felt like an idiot.