I was looking at that California Junior Miss page that Henry links off his short thoughts, that I’m too lazy to link to here.

First of all, was anyone else impressed by Junior Miss 1966? In the midst of all these white people, there’s this Japanese girl. And now she’s a chaplain at a hospital! She has an M.Div! She’s a Southern Baptist! Wow!

Even more shocking was when I was got up to 1998. That’s Evelyn Huang! She’s in FiCS! She got second place in the swing competition at Viennese Ball 2000 with Conlan Ma! What the? I wonder if she ever performed in a skit for IV with a Brooklyn accent.

Anyway, the only thing I can see in common about the Junior Miss winners is that they’re unattractive. Except for Evelyn and Naomi.

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