Did you hear about the swimmer from Equatorial Guinea? There’s a single swimming pool in his nation, at a hotel, and it’s 20 meters long. He learned to swim 9 months ago. But anyway, he entered the 100 meter freestyle. The thing is, he had never swam as far as 100 meters in his entire life. About halfway through the race (I am not making this up) they called a lifeguard to watch him, as he was severely struggling. He finished the last 30 meters swimming doggie paddle style.
I just thought that was hilarious.