Irving

By the way, Irving has a dirty mind. He was around when we saw Misty Hyman win in swimming, and he made a poor remark about her last name, something that hadn’t even crossed my mind. After that, I was ruined, and I couldn’t get it out of my head. All I could think about were potentially vulgar news headlines involving her name. Try it. It’s not that hard. Especially since she broke the Olympic record.

Darn Irving.