The only sports teams I’ve been a fan of since birth are the Ohio State Buckeyes, the Cincinnati Reds, and the San Francisco 49ers, because my dad was a fan of each. Because my dad wasn’t into basketball or anything else, I wasn’t really either.
I remember though one day I decided I wanted to be a sports fan. But I didn’t know who to root for. So, I opened up the paper, and decided to root for whoever was in first place at the time. I still remember who it was. In basketball, the Atlanta Hawks, in hockey the Philadelphia Flyers, in golf Fuzzy Zoeller, in auto racing Bill Elliot, and in horse racing, Russell Baze. I don’t know, I’m a weirdo. I have no idea why I’m writing this.