So on Monday I went shopping at Fairfield Shopping Center. SN. I never go shopping. I think I can count on one hand the items of clothing in my room that I’ve bought by myself. My mom and sister buy nearly all my clothes.

Anyway, they recently expanded Fairfield (used to be Valley Fair) so I wanted to check it out.

It was pretty enlightening. I don’t really keep up with fashion or anything, but I found out what the “in” style is nowadays: ugly. I’m not joking. Just, everything has these ugly patterns and colors. I don’t know what people are thinking. So Dave, it looks like America has caught on to your style.

The depressing thing was, my waist has significantly expanded. For almost all of college, I wore either a 28 inch waist, or 29 if I wanted to go baggy. I could fit into a 27, though, if they made that. But on Monday, I was trying on pants, and 30s were snug. I’ve gone all the way up to a 31. That’s depressing.

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