Is it just me or was Aquaman the most useless superhero ever? I dunno, I never read the comic, but it seemed like he couldn’t do anything on land. So like, if Darkseid goes to Kansas, Superman, Batman, Flash, et al are all there, but sorry, Aquaman can’t do anything. But if he goes to Hawaii – ooh, watch out.

And do you remember he was called the king of the seven seas? What are the seven seas? And if they’re seas, how does he get there? He uses his powers to get to land, then takes a shuttle to the next sea? I dunno, I never understood it. It sucks to be Aquaman.

Also, how come there were hardly any female Transformers? And what’s the point of Transformers having gender? What are they going to do? Procreate?

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