Saw this random ad in the paper advertising some event honoring George Zimmer. From the web page: “On Saturday, June 7, 2003, George Zimmer, Founder, Chairman, and CEO of the Men’s Wearhouse, will receive the coveted Honorary Doctorate of Humane Letters from the Institute of Transpersonal Psychology.” Coveted. That kills me.

What kills me more: Leonard Nimoy is coming as a special guest. Utterly random. An evening with George Zimmer and Leonard Nimoy. That’s illogical, captain. I guarantee it.