I think the 2nd floor men’s bathroom in Sweet Hall has a permanent urine stench. I went in there immediately after they cleaned it, and […]
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Transformers
My first Transformer was Mirage. Albert Shin (I think) broke him in half. My mom never let me have Megatron because it was a gun. […]
braggadosio
I was eliminated from the Santa Clara County Spelling Bee for spelling “braggadocio” as “braggadosio.”
Ullman email
Professor Ullman still uses the UNIX mail program for e-mail.
Clear Pepsi
Am I the only person who liked Clear Pepsi?
“Worship team,” random
I told myself I wouldn’t update until I’m done with my 2 projects, but my program takes forever to run and I don’t have anything […]
Unattractive women
Women considered attractive by some whom I don’t find attractive at all: Uma Thurman Gwyneth Paltrow Britney Spears Jennifer Aniston Julia Roberts Helena Bonham Carter […]
Re: George
This entry is pretty much all about George’s last entry. It’s no coincidence that there are no hoops in Houston. I played outdoors only a […]
Life influences: Pleasantville
I left that last entry up for a while because I knew no one would read it. It’s just too long and boring. But I […]
The best Junior High jazz pianist in America
This is my 3rd entry in 4 days. This entry is intended to clear up the best junior high jazz pianist nonsense that pops up […]