Tiger Woods

So, Tiger Woods’ new Nike contract comes out to about $54 million a year.

That is just absolutely insane.

The weird thing about Tiger is that the more you look at him, the more normal he seems, you know what I mean? Like, the first time you saw him, he looked like, as Dave once said, a genetic nightmare. But now, you look at him, and he seems more normal. Is it just familiarity? I don’t know, but it’s weird.

I don’t think there’s any hope for the Romanian women’s gymnastics team, however.