Dave on Gus

Dave writes:

 Oh my gosh, Gus hit 4 home runs. screw home runs, those were grand slams. the reese's one --that's easily the wittiest thing ever written on the jbb.

Dave isn’t just smoking crack. He’s somehow surgically manipulated his body so that every single pore in his skin is used to absorb crack.

Dave, not only were they not grand slams, most of them weren’t funny at all. I cannot believe you found them funny. I’m seriously stunned.