So we all know that a ridiculous percentage of Americans are overweight and obese. You know what I think is a big contributing factor? Mall food. Seriously, malls are evil – the smells are so overwhelming and tempting and the food so bad for you. All these people eating fatty mall food, munching on a cookie, pretzel, or cinnamon roll for dessert and washing it down with a Mochalatta Chill. It’s no wonder everyone’s fat. OK, maybe it’s not a huge contributing factor but I do think mall food is terrible for you. I mean, I know it’s not easy being overweight, but it’s hard to have compassion when someone’s wolfing down their Pecan Cinnabon with extra frosting.