They sell kimchee at Costco. Argh. The last thing this country needs is kimchee in bulk.

Is Valentine’s Day not ridiculous now? Sure, I understand the candy and the flowers and whatever. But like, Valentine’s Day car tuneup specials? I guess that’s kind of romantic, taking care of your loved one’s car. But heart-shaped Noah’s Bagels? I dunno, would this really make any girl swoon? Maybe it does. Then I know even less about women than I thought.

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