I’ve seen Ezekiel 4:9 bread at Trader’s Joe’s but never tried it. I just hope it’s not Ezekiel 4:12 bread also. That verse: “Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” Ick.

So at Chipotle, which of the choices (burrito, bowl, soft/hard tacos) gives the maximum volume? They’re all the same price, but they can’t all be the same amount of food. I just haven’t figured out which gives the most.

So I’ve kind of been going through some confidence issues lately. You know, a lot of people seem to think I’m smart. That makes me angry. Not at them, at me. I dunno, am I giving off some kind of air of superiority that would make people think that? Why on earth would people think I’m smart? I dunno, that’s kind of sucky about me, I think. And I’m starting to think that impression is misguided.