Britney Spears has a greatest hits album. That in itself is absurd already. Even more absurd: the name of the album is My Prerogative. That’s right, the title track of her greatest hits album is not even her own hit, it’s Bobby Brown’s. What the heck? Even more absurd: I’m thinking of buying it. The DVD/CD combo.

My Prerogative brings back memories though. I think that was the theme of our 8th grade graduation dance, the only dance I’ve gone to in my entire life. That or Every Little Step. My date, R@qu3l B3tt3nc0urt, was a full foot taller than me. Awkward.