The Origins of the Smurf Dance

You know how the Smurf dance started, way back when. For a long time when we were growing up, we didn’t have a garage door opener. So when we came home, I’d have to get out and manually unlock and open the garage door. If we came home at night, the headlights shining on the garage door formed a natural spotlight. So when I got out of the car, I’d do the Smurf dance in front of the headlights for a few seconds before opening the garage. I really have no idea where I picked this up and why I did this, but this is true of lots of things in my childhood.

Anyway, it’s overhyped. There’s nothing special/funny about it at all. At all.