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Did you read about the judge’s speech as he released Wen Ho Lee? People were weeping. That’s out of control.

I called UPS today, and they put me on hold. The music playing while I was on hold? Christian boy band Plus One. Weird.

I’m sorry, but it’s just absurd that Eric puts a version number on the jack checker. Who the heck cares? How can it possibly be […]

I’m getting pretty good at ping pong.

I continue to get strange results from my log dumps. Someone entered my page into askjesus.org.

I added my cousin Marshall’s page to jack.html. I feel like I need to introduce him. Anyway, he grew up in Springfield, Oregon, coming from […]

Dude, some people hated the Red Violin. Whatever. I don’t get critics, anyway. I like what I like, and I hate what I hate. I […]

According to the American Film Institute, Blazing Saddles is the 6th funniest movie of all time. I need someone to sit with me, watch the […]

Henry’s analysis is good, but it’s based on living in El Paso. Do it for the Bay Area, Henry. Do you reach the same conclusions?

OK, now riddle me this: how the heck do I accumulate $100,000? There’s more to it also. Henry’s right, but there’s a psychological aspect to […]