Which space program has the worse safety record? The U.S.’ or Russia’s? Just curious.

So a bird has built a nest in the rafters outside our door. We suspect it’s laid eggs there also. I know what the females reading this are saying. “How cute! A little birdie-wirdie built a nestie-westie with wittle eggs.” (Could I be more sexist? Yes. Yes I could.)

I hate it. First of all, there’s droppings everywhere outside now, not a ton, but enough to be annoying, especially on my shoes. Even worse, every time you approach the nest (which is whenever I’m entering or leaving the apt), the bird freaks out and bolts out of the nest. It seriously freaks you out. I have no clue what to do about it.

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