Zits. Caveat lector.

There are three types of zits I hate the most. One is the inaccessible zit. Like the ear canal zit, the inner nostril zit, the scalp zit. Another is the impossible to remove zit. No matter how hard I try, it just will not pop, and all I’m left with is tears, bruising around the area and the fully intact zit. The last is the cluster zit. Where there’s like 3 or 4 zits in a cluster, usually a primary zit with auxiliary zits. It’s not enough to pop one, you have to pop them all. Brutal.

Is that gross? I dunno, sorry, just keeping it real. Anyway, I think I’ve recently realized that chocolate gives me zits. Some doctor friends say that that’s impossible, there’s no way chocolate can cause that. Whatever. Even if it’s psychological, it always happens. So yeah, Halloween aftermath has not been kind.

Another realization: caffeine gives me headaches. Really bad ones. As you may or may not know, I try to avoid caffeine. It’s easy to do, and it’s good for you, so why not. Anyway, when I do have some, it destroys me. I pee like crazy, and get those aforementioned headaches. Something I just realized.

What I wonder is why it took me so long to figure that out. That’s odd to me. Chocolate and caffeine, not exactly super rare things. You’d think I’d have figured that out by now. I dunno.

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