I was perusing the Pebble Beach Pro-Am pairings and Kenny G is among the very best amateurs playing. His handicap is just 1. That’s insane to me. Kenny G? Michael Bolton is just a 14 handicap. The slacker.

Anyway, he (Kenny G) is being paired with K.J. Choi. Maybe I can finagle a G/Choi signed hat. That would be a piece of memorabilia absurd enough for the Big Wong Palace.