Month: May 2004

For most of my life, I haven’t worn clothes that fit me. When I was really young, my parents would often get me clothes that […]

Hey you in the red minivan on Central and Fair Oaks. If you’re gonna drive like that, take that Jesus fish off your bumper. I […]

Another survey. Jieun sent me this one so I think I’m contractually obligated to do it. WHAT TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? […]

Whoa. I just got a 90 on expert in Minesweeper. Yes, I still play Minesweeper. I know it’s sad. What’s sadder is how happy I […]

Did anyone else catch Wheel this week? College Week. I saw the tail end of the Bay Area match and a girl from Stanford beat […]

I’ve mentioned before how I thought Brad Pitt looks like he smells, right? Finally, proof.

I was watching a bit of SNL a while back, with a woman from Will and Grace hosting. Anyway, during the Weekend Update segment they […]

The staple/tape method didn’t work on the headliner on my car. It’s been sagging again, to the point where it hits my head as I […]

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We watched Human Nature last weekend. Interesting movie. You would never believe it’s from the same writer and director of Eternal Sunshine. The movies are […]